1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:04,271 Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage... 2 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:05,962 Just please tell me in the future 3 00:00:05,963 --> 00:00:07,540 you and Chloe will be more careful. 4 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:09,210 She broke up with me. 5 00:00:09,943 --> 00:00:11,011 Chloe called. 6 00:00:11,112 --> 00:00:12,846 Go get it, son. 7 00:00:12,847 --> 00:00:14,281 You weren't there last time. 8 00:00:14,282 --> 00:00:16,050 - He was a wreck. - I was. 9 00:00:16,150 --> 00:00:18,252 - And he's just getting over her. - I am. 10 00:00:18,253 --> 00:00:19,719 So he definitely does not want to see her again. 11 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:20,687 I might. 12 00:00:20,688 --> 00:00:21,955 Dude. 13 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:24,258 Kind of figured your family might hate me. 14 00:00:24,358 --> 00:00:26,727 They do. Big-time. 15 00:00:27,628 --> 00:00:29,463 Do you? 16 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,165 I did. 17 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,034 I probably should, but I don't. 18 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:35,703 Kind of awkward, isn't it? 19 00:00:35,803 --> 00:00:37,971 Even for me, and that's saying something. 20 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,713 Well, we're a little slammed today 21 00:00:45,714 --> 00:00:48,215 but I'll tell you what, let me talk to my mechanic. 22 00:00:48,216 --> 00:00:50,084 I'll make sure your car is next up. 23 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,052 - Thank you. - (phone rings) 24 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:53,887 Excuse me a sec. 25 00:00:53,987 --> 00:00:55,055 McAllister Auto. 26 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,991 Oh, right, uh, we're running behind, 27 00:00:57,992 --> 00:00:59,526 but let me talk to my mechanic. 28 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:01,262 I'll make sure your car is next up. 29 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:05,199 I'm just saying that, it's definitely you. 30 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:07,968 Ruben?! 31 00:01:08,222 --> 00:01:12,739 Ruben, what are you doing? We're all backed up. 32 00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:15,150 RUBEN: I'm having the opposite problem in here. 33 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,710 Well, hurry. 34 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:18,279 My stomach's a mess. 35 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,792 I think it's something I ate. 36 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,949 We ate the same thing, I'm fine. 37 00:01:21,950 --> 00:01:23,416 (straining): If I don't make it out of here, 38 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:25,253 tell my abuela I love her. 39 00:01:25,353 --> 00:01:27,255 ? ? 40 00:01:31,251 --> 00:01:34,261 Georgie, I need to use the bathroom. 41 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:36,264 GEORGIE: Not as much as me. 42 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,898 What am I supposed to do? 43 00:01:37,899 --> 00:01:39,499 Use the gas station across the street. 44 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:40,550 (whimpers) 45 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:42,684 No, they're nice, I can't do that to them. 46 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,867 I think something was wrong with that chili. 47 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:48,142 Uh-oh. 48 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,312 GEORGIE: Hey, you know where the plunger is? 49 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,447 Hello? 50 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,849 Dude, this isn't funny! I need it! 51 00:01:57,218 --> 00:01:59,220 ? ? 52 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:19,507 (coos) 53 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,451 Pass me the socket wrench. 54 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:32,635 Yep. 55 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:33,754 Nope. 56 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:34,871 (vomiting) 57 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:36,190 Chili? 58 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,992 Chili's long gone. 59 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:40,994 I don't know what that is. 60 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:43,597 Uh-oh. 61 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,433 (vomiting) 62 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,101 You okay? 63 00:02:48,202 --> 00:02:51,772 If we kill the chili guy, no court in Texas would convict us. 64 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:55,509 Whataya say we close up and go home. 65 00:02:55,643 --> 00:02:57,645 There's five more cars in the lot. 66 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,179 Have some Pepto. 67 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,582 I had some Pepto. 68 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:03,251 Oh, that explains the pink. 69 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,620 We can soldier through this. 70 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:08,522 (pager buzzing) 71 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:09,823 (groans) 72 00:03:09,890 --> 00:03:11,325 Shoot. 73 00:03:11,425 --> 00:03:12,860 I got a tow. 74 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,528 You gonna be okay here? 75 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,564 You gonna be okay out on the road? 76 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:19,333 Yeah, little fresh air will probably do me good. 77 00:03:22,069 --> 00:03:23,237 Just in case. 78 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,708 (grunts) 79 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,243 You okay? 80 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,945 I'm fine, just something I ate. 81 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,249 (groaning) 82 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:36,984 You don't sound fine. 83 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,886 No, no, I'm good. 84 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,254 This'll just take a sec. 85 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,826 (vomiting) 86 00:03:45,926 --> 00:03:48,095 (coughs, groans) 87 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:54,234 Needless to say, this one's on the house. 88 00:03:57,731 --> 00:04:01,073 - (shower running) - CONNOR: * Baby mine ? 89 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,243 ? Baby mine... ? 90 00:04:05,012 --> 00:04:06,714 - (gasps) - (Chloe shrieks) 91 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,382 Sorry. Sorry. 92 00:04:10,884 --> 00:04:12,252 Sorry! 93 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,887 Mm-hmm. 94 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:15,977 All right, I'll be there as soon as I can. 95 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,391 What's going on? 96 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,593 Georgie and Ruben got food poisoning. 97 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:21,429 (gasps): Oh, no. 98 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:23,759 Yeah, apparently it's coming out both ends. 99 00:04:24,031 --> 00:04:26,434 Why tell me that? 100 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:29,437 Trust me that's the best way to find out. 101 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:33,607 Jim, I just found Chloe in Connor's bed. 102 00:04:33,741 --> 00:04:35,809 You don't say. Got to go. 103 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:38,312 Where are you going? 104 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,448 Trouble at the store. 105 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,616 What are we gonna do? 106 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,585 Trouble at the store. I got to go. 107 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:47,955 ? 108 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:54,161 (sighs): Oh, thank God. 109 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,129 Oh, honey, you look terrible. 110 00:04:56,263 --> 00:04:57,465 What did you eat? 111 00:04:57,565 --> 00:04:59,232 - We had some bad- - Don't say it. 112 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:01,034 We never say that word again. 113 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,971 You guys go home, I got this. 114 00:05:04,104 --> 00:05:06,139 Oh, we got this. 115 00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:08,008 Really? You're gonna help? 116 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,544 You think I want to go home with that? 117 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:13,747 ? 118 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,250 Hi. 119 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,152 Hello. 120 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,956 So, I heard you saw Chloe. 121 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,559 I saw a lot of Chloe. 122 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,829 (sighs): She was really embarrassed. 123 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,631 What about me? 124 00:05:30,632 --> 00:05:33,132 You could have told me she was spending the night. 125 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:36,269 I would've, but I didn't want you getting all weird about it. 126 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,838 (laughing) 127 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,740 I don't get weird. 128 00:05:39,741 --> 00:05:42,842 I didn't even know you two were a couple again. 129 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,512 We're not, we're just friends. 130 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:47,848 Friends don't see each other's private parts. 131 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:50,884 And we've arrived at weird. 132 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,653 No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 133 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:53,803 I can be cool. 134 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:55,288 I don't think you can. 135 00:05:56,289 --> 00:05:59,192 Oh, please, I was alive in the '60s. 136 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:01,395 I'm not a fuddy-duddy. 137 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:05,365 People who say "fuddy-duddy" are fuddy-duddies. 138 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,635 Don't change the subject. 139 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,236 (exhales) 140 00:06:09,336 --> 00:06:10,776 Chloe and I are just friends, 141 00:06:10,838 --> 00:06:12,906 and sometimes she spends the night 142 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,975 but we're not putting a label on it. 143 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,445 Cool. 144 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:19,580 That's cool. 145 00:06:21,314 --> 00:06:23,451 Labels are such a drag. 146 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,656 ? 147 00:06:28,657 --> 00:06:31,123 - Thanks for your business. - Mm-hmm. 148 00:06:31,124 --> 00:06:32,926 Here you go. Sorry for the wait. 149 00:06:32,927 --> 00:06:34,326 Oh, no problem. I just popped across the street 150 00:06:34,327 --> 00:06:35,467 and grabbed some lunch. 151 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,297 - The chili place? - Yeah. 152 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,703 Okay, uh, you don't have much time. 153 00:06:42,704 --> 00:06:44,336 Yeah, you want to drive home right now. 154 00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:46,073 Do not stop for anything. 155 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,241 - Why? - Just go, woman. 156 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,912 How's that alignment coming? 157 00:06:51,913 --> 00:06:52,945 Done. 158 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:54,715 We're almost caught up. 159 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:55,949 Can I help? 160 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,418 You actually want to get your hands dirty? 161 00:06:58,519 --> 00:06:59,887 Yeah. 162 00:06:59,888 --> 00:07:01,521 You know, when you were a kid and I offered to teach you, 163 00:07:01,522 --> 00:07:04,592 you said, and I quote, "Ew." 164 00:07:04,593 --> 00:07:07,059 Okay, I have a three-year-old. 165 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,630 You would not believe what comes out of her. 166 00:07:09,730 --> 00:07:11,565 All right, let's give it a shot. 167 00:07:11,665 --> 00:07:13,285 I can wear gloves though, right? 168 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,535 I just got a manicure. 169 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:17,037 ? ? 170 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,001 I mean, after all she put him through, 171 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:22,109 why would he want to be friends with her? 172 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:24,812 Let alone a friend he sleeps with. 173 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,146 (weakly): Uh-huh. 174 00:07:26,147 --> 00:07:29,215 And who sleeps with their friends anyway? 175 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,350 I mean, have friends. 176 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,487 I play bridge with them and clothes stay on. 177 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:35,723 Mm-hmm. 178 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:39,160 Not wanting to put a label on their relationship. 179 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,061 Labels are important. 180 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:42,962 How do you know what size your clothes are? 181 00:07:42,963 --> 00:07:44,013 A label. 182 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:45,932 How do you know when food's expired? 183 00:07:45,933 --> 00:07:47,801 A label. 184 00:07:47,802 --> 00:07:49,268 How do you know who to sleep with 185 00:07:49,269 --> 00:07:50,804 and who to go to a movie with? 186 00:07:50,904 --> 00:07:51,954 A label? 187 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,306 A label! 188 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,412 Thank you. 189 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,481 Did you add honey? 190 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,554 Love you, Abuela. 191 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,090 ? ? 192 00:08:10,091 --> 00:08:11,958 Just because I still live at home 193 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,729 doesn't mean Mom needs to know all my business, right? 194 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:16,930 (toilet flushing) 195 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:19,099 Are you even listening to me? 196 00:08:19,166 --> 00:08:20,216 GEORGIE: Uh-huh. 197 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,269 ? ? 198 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,272 (whirring) 199 00:08:25,372 --> 00:08:26,740 (grunts) 200 00:08:26,741 --> 00:08:29,441 There you go, you just rotated your first set of tires. 201 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:31,278 Hell yeah, I did. 202 00:08:31,279 --> 00:08:34,380 You know there was a time I thought McAllister Auto 203 00:08:34,381 --> 00:08:36,316 was gonna be a family business. 204 00:08:36,383 --> 00:08:38,619 You taking over someday. 205 00:08:38,719 --> 00:08:40,020 Oh. 206 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,555 Ew. 207 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,559 You disappointed with the way things turned out? 208 00:08:45,693 --> 00:08:46,994 No. 209 00:08:46,995 --> 00:08:49,729 Georgie's running the store, I got a beautiful grandbaby, 210 00:08:49,730 --> 00:08:51,698 someday Connor's gonna be your problem. 211 00:08:51,699 --> 00:08:53,634 Everything's swell. 212 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:58,606 You know you, uh, didn't mention me on your list. 213 00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,340 Oh, come on, you're doing great. 214 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:02,475 TV weather girl. 215 00:09:02,476 --> 00:09:04,911 I always knew you were gonna do something special. 216 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,146 Aw. 217 00:09:06,147 --> 00:09:08,314 Although it took you so long to get out of college, 218 00:09:08,315 --> 00:09:09,750 I started to question it. 219 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,785 Aw. 220 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:15,388 But then you graduated and got a job right away. 221 00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,824 Thank you. 222 00:09:16,924 --> 00:09:20,160 Till you got fired and knocked up by a teenager. 223 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,429 Okay. 224 00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:25,097 But you managed to turn things around. 225 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,100 Yes, I did. 226 00:09:27,101 --> 00:09:30,069 I mean you did call God a woman on television, 227 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,538 and quit on the air. 228 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:34,041 Th-That... That was embarrassing. 229 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:39,246 But, uh, overall, you think I'm special 230 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:41,081 and you're proud of me. 231 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,651 Yeah, I guess so. 232 00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:46,519 It was really sweet. 233 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,455 I mean, he said he was proud of me. 234 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,890 (weakly): Uh-huh. 235 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,092 Oh, oh, oh. 236 00:09:52,192 --> 00:09:53,861 I rotated my first set of tires. 237 00:09:53,862 --> 00:09:55,995 I mean, I thought for sure I was gonna break a nail, 238 00:09:55,996 --> 00:09:58,197 but I found some gloves and that did the trick. 239 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,433 (moaning loudly) 240 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,270 ? La linda manita ? 241 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:05,773 ? Que tiene el beb� ? 242 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:09,576 ? Qu� linda, qu� bella ? 243 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,545 BOTH: ? Que preciosa es. ? 244 00:10:20,988 --> 00:10:23,223 You sure it's all right that I'm here? 245 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:25,225 Yeah, I talked to my mom. 246 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,294 - And it went okay? - Oh, God, no. 247 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,698 Just try not to flash my dad. 248 00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:35,068 Are you okay with everything? 249 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:36,603 You mean us? 250 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:39,106 I'm fine. You? 251 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,222 Yeah. 252 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,875 I'm happy. 253 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,477 We play music together, 254 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:47,347 we do other things together. 255 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,682 What's not to like? 256 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,318 I do like other things. 257 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:56,356 And we've already played music, so... 258 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,062 One sec. 259 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:08,368 Okay, we're good. 260 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,104 (music playing quietly over radio) 261 00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:13,873 Hey, why don't we do other stuff with cars? 262 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,208 You know, engine stuff. 263 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,609 Well, we specialize. 264 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,479 Tires, brakes, suspensions, et cetera. 265 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,615 Do you not know how to do engine stuff? 266 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:26,453 I know how to do engine stuff. 267 00:11:26,454 --> 00:11:27,686 It nothing to be embarrassed about. 268 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,789 I mean, you wouldn't ask a dermatologist 269 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,591 to do brain surgery. 270 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,393 - You would not. - You know, 'cause 271 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,295 they don't know how. 272 00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:39,031 Hey, what about, what about, like, body work? 273 00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,366 - Dents and scratches? - (music volume increases) 274 00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,069 I mean, how hard can that be? 275 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,804 I can take a hint! 276 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,238 Prove it! 277 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:52,244 I've been practicing different hand claps. 278 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,413 Why? 279 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,683 Sometimes songs require a special kind of clap. 280 00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,918 Flat hand. 281 00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,520 Cupped. 282 00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,389 Lobster. 283 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,759 I invented that one for people missing an arm. 284 00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,929 Oh. Hello. 285 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,432 Mrs. McAllister, I am so sorry about yesterday. 286 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,368 My fault, should have knocked. 287 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,670 Next time, we'll lock the door. 288 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,606 Cool, cool. 289 00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,442 Well, I'm glad you two are... 290 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,577 ...whatever. 291 00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,745 Just friends. 292 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,015 I didn't want to label it. 293 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,050 We should get back to practice. 294 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,852 What you practicing for? 295 00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,654 A friend of mine hooked us up with a few gigs. 296 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,623 Oh, maybe I'll come check you out. 297 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:37,857 They're actually not in town. 298 00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,525 Couple in Austin, one in Lubbock, 299 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,216 and then we finish out in Houston. 300 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,030 Where will you sleep? 301 00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,898 The drummer has a van. 302 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,135 Three friends sleeping in a van. Cool. 303 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,770 Five, actually. 304 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,241 And you're okay in a van with four other guys? 305 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,608 Three of them are girls. 306 00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,411 (laughs): Oh, wow. Great. 307 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,983 Georgie, my son's a slut. 308 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,986 (phone ringing) 309 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:13,193 - Hello? - Dude, I need a favor. 310 00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,932 Gracias, Abuela. 311 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,206 Okay, inventory's updated. 312 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,356 - Thanks. - (gasps) 313 00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:28,807 Well, what are you doing here? 314 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,144 You giving the tire a bath? 315 00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,345 I'm looking for air bubbles. 316 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,847 That's how you know where the hole is. 317 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,316 Oh. 318 00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,650 CeeCee likes to make little fart bubbles in the tub. 319 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,687 She thinks it's hilarious. 320 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,423 Oh. There's the hole. 321 00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,425 Oh, yeah. Look at that. 322 00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,759 So, what's next? 323 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,995 Well, if it's on the side wall, you need a new tire, 324 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,631 but this is on the tread, so we can patch it. 325 00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,832 Don't we make more money selling new tires? 326 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,036 Yeah, but that's a little dishonest. 327 00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:57,436 Just a little? (blows raspberry) 328 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,272 I'm okay with that. 329 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,508 Hey, you know what'd be really helpful? 330 00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,543 You run and grab us lunch. 331 00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:04,843 Are you trying to get rid of me? 332 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,346 Yeah. 333 00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:08,614 Well, that's a little mean. 334 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,151 Just a little? I'm okay with that. 335 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,087 Fine. 336 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,856 She's gonna bring me chili. 337 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,892 ? ? 338 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,796 Hello? 339 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,099 Everybody decent? 340 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,936 It's just me. 341 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,011 Can we talk about this road trip? 342 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,580 I was gonna tell you, but I knew you'd be upset. 343 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,482 Of course I'm upset. 344 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,717 You and a bunch of strangers in a van, 345 00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,987 on the road, away from home? 346 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,056 - I'll be fine. - You don't know that. 347 00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:51,390 What if the van breaks down, what if you get robbed, 348 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,427 what if you become a drug addict? 349 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,096 Mom, stop. 350 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,999 Those Beatles started off as clean-cut young men. 351 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,899 Next thing you know, they're smoking pot 352 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,036 and thinking they're a walrus. 353 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,173 I'm not gonna do drugs. 354 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,442 Okay, maybe not you, but what about your bandmates, 355 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,311 whom I have yet to meet? 356 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,947 It's not a playdate. 357 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,849 Connor, peer pressure is real. 358 00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,920 You have very little experience with any of this. 359 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,856 How else do you expect me to get experience? 360 00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,225 Just ask me. 361 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,295 That's what moms are for. 362 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,330 I'm going. Deal with it. 363 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,132 Fine. 364 00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,066 Don't expect me to come to the rescue 365 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,268 - when something horrible happens. - I won't. 366 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,106 And I'm still giving you money in case of emergency! 367 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,041 Thank you! 368 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,115 - I'm back. - JIM: In here. 369 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,650 Oh, my God. What happened? 370 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,918 Eh, my back went out. 371 00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,052 - Here. Let me help you up. - No, no, no! 372 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,554 Don't-don't, don't touch me. 373 00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,088 Okay, well, what do you want me to do? 374 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,891 I just need to lay here until it stops spasming. 375 00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,159 - (door opens, bell jingles) - MAN: Hello? 376 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,794 MANDY: Uh, coming! 377 00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,130 Can I have my lunch? 378 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,398 Really? 379 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300 I'm hungry. 380 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,270 (Mandy sighs) 381 00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,738 Hi, how can I help you? 382 00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:13,205 I'm here for my car. The Subaru? 383 00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,475 Yeah, take a seat. I'm gonna go check. 384 00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,745 Hey, uh, that guy's here to pick this one up. 385 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,796 Did you finish it? 386 00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,614 Almost. I didn't get the tire back on. 387 00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,283 Just tell him to come back tomorrow. 388 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,386 Well, I can change a tire. 389 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,021 You sure? 390 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,490 Yeah. I had a very good teacher. 391 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,259 You're right, you got this. 392 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,626 Yes. (chuckles) 393 00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,162 Be with you in a minute! 394 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,298 Oh, hey, uh, keep in mind, 395 00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,099 if you do it wrong, the tire will come off at highway speeds 396 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,001 and he will likely die. 397 00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,836 - Dad. - You got this. 398 00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,872 ? ? 399 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,176 - Man. Die Hard's the best. - (chuckles) 400 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,712 I do love an action hero who's losing his hair. 401 00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,180 (TV playing indistinctly) 402 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,111 Should we call the store and check in? 403 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,718 Probably. 404 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,489 Although, Mr. McAllister did run the place for 30 years. 405 00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,856 And Mandy's worked there before. She knows what she's doing. 406 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,694 It would almost be insulting to check on them. 407 00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,862 So, Die Hard 2? 408 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,065 Yippee ki-yay. 409 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,767 He has even less hair in this one. 410 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,804 MANDY: Thank you. Come again. 411 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,406 (door closes, bell jingles) 412 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,141 (sighs) Okay. What's next? 413 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,910 I guess I could talk you through an oil change. 414 00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,813 I am your student. Teach me. 415 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187 - Jim? - Yeah. 416 00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,888 You got to talk to your son, 'cause he plans on gallivanting 417 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,726 around Texas in a sex van. 418 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,408 Tragedy on Highway 59. 419 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,345 A Subaru lost a tire at high speed, 420 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,782 flipped over, crashed into a school bus and exploded. 421 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,084 The death toll is still rising 422 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,188 as more and more bodies are found. 423 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,522 (gasps) No! 424 00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:22,033 Captioning sponsored by CBS 425 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,971 WARNER BROS. 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